Back by popular demand...

I'm writing this as I sit in the Cleveland airport, waiting for my connecting flight to Indiana. I'm going to Notre Dame to present a paper at the First Annual Midwest Undergraduate Film Studies Conference. I'm very excited. But when did I become such a globetrotter?



Ok...that was just wrong...moving on to more interesting subjects...

Well, I was going to write about how the “Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters” will be screening in Boston, much to the behest of Mayor Thomas M. ”

However, I just discovered that FOX now has a game show on entitled "Are you smarter than a 5th grader?". The show is hosted by Jeff Foxworthy and sports a panel of precocious brats and idiotic guests who struggle with questions such as "What is the capital of Massachusetts?"

Now granted...the people (or rather the officials) of that illustrious city have proven that perhaps they are in fact not smarter than a fifth grader. But why are we as Americans reveling in the fact that we are a bunch of loud flaming idiots? Watching this show is like watching the downfall of our nation in one thirty minute segment. Good lord, no wonder the rest of the world hates us. Just look at the television we're exporting to them! There's a reason that Baywatch reruns are still wildly popular around the globe. At least that abomination of a show had boobies in it. Also, who can withstand the draw of the Hasselhoff?

These puppies certainly can't...



Oh God...this blog just went from bad to worse. On another fun note, here's how Noah and I celebrated Easter:



It's a Yoshi Egg!